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“I don’t know if I have that much in cash..” I said as I lean toward my purse. The waiter said from behind me “Then I will take it in your blood. Arrrrrr”

I busted out laughing, turning to see him with fangs hanging out of his closed lips. “Arrrr? What the hell is that shit?” He steps back as I let my mind go free.



“Are you a pirate or a freaking vampire? Why do I see a little bat with a peg leg? You could not sneak up on people… I mean… here I am a victim in a dark alley way and I hear the thump thump of your leg.” I laugh and then start again. “And the eye patch? Can a bat fly with one? Would that not make you slam into walls and such?” Slaps hands together for the effect of bat flying with eye patch WHAM. “There goes the whole eyes like a bat thing. Not that they have good eyes… it is the hearing. Speaking of…the thumping with the leg would bother that, wouldn’t it?” I turn to the waiter to find a little vampire bat in his place, eye patch and wooden peg leg. He turns and starts to walk off. “Ahh man, wait. I will let you bite me. I will put you on my wrist myself. I swear…” I feel like shit till I hear it…. thump, thump, thump of his little peg leg. I start laughing and can not stop.



And I wake up with a smile from my dream.



I have to say- some of my dreams make me worry about myself. But not this one. This one was from the cute waiter last night and the drinks..with little sword holding the cherries. Raspberry martini drinks are good. lol





ok- time to get out of bed and do something today. :)

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LordVlkodlak
20:07 Jul 11 2009

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Nightgame
23:03 Jul 11 2009

I love you cause you're a total wack job!

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meeper
17:21 Jul 12 2009

Vampire pirates serving cute cocktails.... how delisciously scary :)

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